Dear Santa,
Three years ago I sent you a memo regarding some Christmas wishes (click this link/post for your reference). I would like to remind you that in case you will decide again to turn me down this year that I still have absolute (well to be honest, let's use the adjective "relative" instead) faith in you.
The past two years have been relatively good...Who am I kidding? 2010 and 2011 have been fabulous. Thank your Boss for me and so you won't feel neglected, I thank you too somehow. Anyway, I am writing this letter because I figured you did not like the memo I posted.
So St. Nick, I would like to ask that you improve my financial situation before the year ends. I would like very much to purchase for myself the items I have listed below:
1) 1 year subscription of Cignal TV
2) 1 unit of Ipad
3) 1 unit of Iphone 4s
4) a pair of D&G sunglasses or a Kenneth Cole aviator sunglasses (or both if I can still afford them)
I have already secured the fifth item on my wishlist so thank you all the same. By the way, I am all about material things here Santa. I do not wish for the abstract such as hope, peace or love this Christmas because I am all about the hype of consumerism this Holiday Season. I know I have been pretty good this year so I do not think I deserve to receive a literal or figurative charcoal on my xmas stockings. I wish you luck as you try to fulfil the insatiable greed of people like me- kids and adult alike.
Yours truly,
Dyanne
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